Nothing's Hotter Than Potter...except Draco Malfoy

Welcome to my world, where everything is Potter even when it's not.

What guys need to do to impress me:

Posted 3 months ago
- Guy: Hey gorgeous, *Tells Funny joke* *Compliments me 20x* *Laughs at my jokes* *Does all this other awesome shit*
- Me: Eh, maybe.
- Starkids: *EXIST*
- Me: HAVE MY CHILDREN.