February 2012
536 posts
The person I reblogged this from is beautiful.
What guys need to do to impress me:
Guy: Hey gorgeous, *Tells Funny joke* *Compliments me 20x* *Laughs at my jokes* *Does all this other awesome shit*
Me: Eh, maybe.
Starkids: *EXIST*
Me: HAVE MY CHILDREN.
Joey Richter: Hey, will you-
Me: Yes
SOMEONE SEND ME A LINK TO THE NEW HUNGER GAMES...
911: whats your emergency
me: i saw a new hunger games trailer and im drowning in my own tears
911:
me: there was bread this time
911:
me: THE BREAD
911:
me:
911: thats not a real emergency
me: youre a slut
If your life had a face, I'd punch it.
Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
Me: They aren't strangers if we have the same favorite band.
When my friend has a sunburn
lolzpicx:
Just Funny Pics click here for more
Guess what, guys?
shuofthewind:
I POSTED PICTURE'S OF MY SEXY FACE, IF YOU FEEL... →
TOP 10 SEX GODS OF ALL TIME
mrsdanjacobradcliffe:
1. Daniel Radcliffe
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pizzaforpresident:
Meryl Streep could play my mother and I’d believe her.
anotherlifebrotha:
FUCK THE OSCARS ONLY THE MONEY MATTERS 7 BILLION FUCK YEAH HARRY POTTER
ALL HARRY POTTER HAS DONE FOR CINEMA, AND YOU...
Announcer: THE ARTIST? TWO FOR YOU!
Harry Potter: bu-
Announcer: HUGO? FOUR FOR YOU, HUGO, YOU GO HUGO!
Harry Potter: uh-
Announcer: Is War Horse in the audience? Here you go, one for you...
Harry Potter: excuse me-
Announcer: AND NONE FOR HARRY POTTER BYE
If Harry Potter doesn't win anything, I will not...
harrypotteriseverything:
True story.
LOL They’ve won enough
Darren: Guys, I'm gonna be on Glee.
The Starkids: That's awesome, man! We're happy for you!
Darren: Guys, I'm gonna be on Broadway.
The Starkids: Wow, dude, are you serious? That's great! We're very happy for you!
Darren: Guys, I'm gonna sing with Kermit the Frog.
The Starkids: WHAT?!??!? WHY?!?!?!?! HOW DID YOU GET SO LUCKY??? FOR MY LIFE, DARREN! YOU ARE ONE LUCKY BASTARD, WE CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT YOU RIGHT NOW. JUST... JUST LEAVE!!!!!!!